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	<item><title> Here Comes The Other Bride</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=98</link><description>Gay people are out to ruin the institution of marriage, by fooling idiots into marrying them. I'm concerned.</description></item><item><title> Talking Shit</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=97</link><description>It seems like everybody wants to talk about poo these days. Might as well jump on the bandwagon.</description></item><item><title> Live And Let, Die</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=96</link><description>A traumatic account of an encounter with one of society's most insidious breeds of psycopath - the letting agent.</description></item><item><title> Rule Britannia</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=95</link><description>
Stiff upper lip and all that.</description></item><item><title> Dispatches from the Antipodes, part 1</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=94</link><description>Chapter 1, in which a plane is caught and a dog encountered

I do not usually panic.</description></item><item><title> Indecent Proposals</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=93</link><description>He's so dreamy!

Marriage seems like a very bad idea.</description></item><item><title> A Sorry State Of Affairs</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=92</link><description>When I was young I was prone to occasional bouts of misbehaviour, the devilish little scamp that I was.</description></item><item><title> An Objective Review: Infernos Nightclub, Clapham</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=91</link><description>Believe it or not, some people actually complain that I don't write enough blogs.</description></item><item><title> Doing My Nutt In</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=90</link><description>
Alan likes to spend his weekends fishing and being shat on by birds.</description></item><item><title> The Problem To All Your Solutions</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=89</link><description>Brilliant.</description></item></channel>
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