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	<item><title> Indecent Proposals</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=93</link><description>He's so dreamy!

Marriage seems like a very bad idea.</description></item><item><title> A Sorry State Of Affairs</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=92</link><description>When I was young I was prone to occasional bouts of misbehaviour, the devilish little scamp that I was.</description></item><item><title> An Objective Review: Infernos Nightclub, Clapham</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=91</link><description>Believe it or not, some people actually complain that I don't write enough blogs.</description></item><item><title> Doing My Nutt In</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=90</link><description>
Alan likes to spend his weekends fishing and being shat on by birds.</description></item><item><title> The Problem To All Your Solutions</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=89</link><description>Brilliant.</description></item><item><title> Please Binge Drink Responsibly</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=88</link><description>She's having the time of her life!


Alcohol.</description></item><item><title> Jacqui Smith's Ultimate Fantasy Porno</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=87</link><description>Today's news about Jacqui Smith paying for porn out of the taxpayer's coffers has got my imagination flowing.</description></item><item><title> Super Bumper 2008 Metro-Retro-Intro-spective</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=86</link><description>I didn't write much in 2008.</description></item><item><title> It's getting Not (News) in here</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=85</link><description>What's this, an update? Don't get too excited, it's just the crap I churned out for barefacts, Surrey's student newspaper.</description></item><item><title> The Natflap's Fiscal-Temporal Reimbursement System</title><link>http://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=84</link><description>"Time is money".</description></item></channel>
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