The Natflap http://www.thenatflap.co.uk Latest updates from TheNatflap.co.uk An Objective Review: Infernos Nightclub, Claphamhttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=91Believe it or not, some people actually complain that I don't write enough blogs. Doing My Nutt Inhttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=90 Alan likes to spend his weekends fishing and being shat on by birds. The Problem To All Your Solutionshttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=89Brilliant. Please Binge Drink Responsiblyhttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=88She's having the time of her life! Alcohol. Jacqui Smith's Ultimate Fantasy Pornohttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=87Today's news about Jacqui Smith paying for porn out of the taxpayer's coffers has got my imagination flowing. Super Bumper 2008 Metro-Retro-Intro-spectivehttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=86I didn't write much in 2008. It's getting Not (News) in herehttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=85What's this, an update? Don't get too excited, it's just the crap I churned out for barefacts, Surrey's student newspaper. The Natflap's Fiscal-Temporal Reimbursement Systemhttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=84"Time is money". The London Shitehttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=83Anyone who's been in central London will know all about The London Paper (spelt 'thelondonpaper', because we don't want to waste precious advertising space with unneeded spaces) and its bastard cousin, The London Lite. Courting Controversyhttp://www.thenatflap.co.uk/content.php?id=82Erections, ejaculations and elderly paedophiles -- it may sound like an election manifesto from the Liberal Democrats, but it's actually a succinct summary of the experiences of The Natflap's law correspondent, DAVE WILLIAMS, after he spent a week balancing the scales of justice whilst on jury duty in the Crown court.