Not News

This is not newsI've recently been dabbling in the wonderful world of student newspapers, and the fruits of my labours have now been published, printed in big letters and strewn around the campus for all to see. Click the thumbnail to the left if you want to take a gander. If you don't laugh, you're not reading hard enough.

I'd also like to take this oppurtunity to invite you to become a member of my club. The club is tentatively called the 'I love Daniel Craig Club', and its goal is to allow Daniel Craig to be the next James bond, contrary to the wishes of these idiots. If you want to register your support for Daniel Craig, just sit there and do nothing, because he's going to be playing Bond no matter how many morons put shitty little websites up to stop him. Glory to Craig!

Permalink || Posted 22/2/2006 by Pete


  1. Phil - 22/2/2006 - 9:38pm

    Daniel Craig is an idiot. He is short, blonde and looks German. Give me Sean Connery any day, with his dashing good looks.

  2. Wakers - 23/2/2006 - 8:55pm

    You bloody well proved me wrong Nattress you dick; fucking shocking though this event is. I never fucking thought you could write any shit with less than 3 bloody expletives in every fucking sentence. Apparently you have risen above those twats who can't write bloody anything without fucking swearing the whole way through. Fucking dickheads.

  3. DB - 24/2/2006 - 2:26pm

    I don't think that I actually give a shit who plays James Bond. No, I'm pretty sure I couldn't care much less.

  4. Capnjonno - 24/2/2006 - 5:17pm

    I heard that Natress was in fact a gay bastard!!

  5. Circy - 7/3/2006 - 11:56pm


    Daniel Craig got his teeth smashed in during his first fight scene. Brilliant.

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