I anticipate being asked lots of stupid questions about this site, so I will endevour to pre-empt and answer them here. I'm going to make liberal use of the second person, because that's what ALL the comedy FAQs I've ever read do. Why shit on convention?
Q: Why "The Natflap"?
Allow me to dive right in and answer a question with a question: why not? There's plenty of answers, anyway. Like, because I wanted to, or because I was bored, or because I was beaten as a child resulting in a brain haemorrhage triggering an incredibly rare condition which causes me to arbitrarily change the name of my website once every five years, not to mention devestating emotional scars. I hope you're regretting asking now.
Q: What happened to your old site?
Just let it go, will you? I just didn't like it. It was full of crap that I'd been making since I was fourteen and I've simply outgrown it. Now shut your pie-hole, missy.
Q: What's the point of this site then?
I'm going to use this site to post shorter blog-like entries whenever fancy takes me, as well as the occassional rant, because this world will never run out of things for me to complain about.
Q: What's the best stuff here?
Thank you for asking me this question which just so happens to allow me to indulge my narcissism. I think my best rant is the aptly titled 'Despair', but that's just a matter of highly biased opinion. Blog wise I'm quite partial to 'Take a Trip Down Memory Lane'.
Q: What's the login box for?
I'm going to make it so you can get an account which will let you post comments with an AVATAR, ooo, ahhh, plus more super bonus features, like a mailing list or something. It's what all the cool websites are doing; I'm simply jumping on the bandwagon. I'm going to add a forum type thing too. Maybe you'll even be able to post your own rants at some point. Wouldn't that be insane!
Q: What's this greenish puss discharging from my genitals?
This is the obligatory comedy-FAQ joke question. Some comedy FAQs have more than one, but I consider that to be overindulging. Here you'd expect to find some witty retort, perhaps addressing the reader as a moron for "asking" such a silly question. Unfortunately for you, this is a post-modernist comedy FAQ, and as such is merely offering some insightful commentary into the comedy FAQ genre.
Q: When will you update?
Whenever I feel like it. I used to average once a week or so on my other blog, so I'd expect about the same. It all depends on how inspired I am.
