A few days ago I dreamt that I went to a gay bar with my old psychology teacher. We both played it cool. 20/5/2012 - 1:57am
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What's this, an update? Don't get too excited, it's just the crap I churned out for barefacts, Surrey's student newspaper. This was the fresher's edition so I decided to make a good impression on all the new kids with an extra big dollop of swearing and general rudeness. Rest assured I am planning on writing something original for this graveyard of a website but at present my imagination is as barren as a pensioner's womb, so don't hold your breath.
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