A few days ago I dreamt that I went to a gay bar with my old psychology teacher. We both played it cool. 20/5/2012 - 1:57am
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Andy Murray is Britain's new hope for Tennis, and hurrah for him! Anybody who thought that Henman had a chance of getting anywhere near victory this year was a deluded moron.
I for one am not worried that Murray is not a true Brit (he's Scottish you see). What matters is that he is PLAYING for Britain, in much the same way that Hitler played for Germany even though he was Australian.
Andrew now carries the weight of British tennis on his shoulders. I sure hope he's eaten enough oats to support that burden. I wonder if he'll wear a kilt when he plays in the next round. That would be a silly idea, Andy, don't do it! No one wants to see your penis.
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