Rants

  • March 2007

    • Builders »
      Don't try talking to builders unless you know what you're doing.

  • August 2006

    • Summer »
      Summer would be great if only it were more like winter.

  • April 2006

  • March 2006

    • Cards »
      It's easier to tell someone they have cancer than to buy them the right birthday card.

  • July 2005

    • Hair »
      Why do people hate my hair? I don't know and I'll be damned if I care.

  • May 2005

    • The Daily Express »
      The Daily Express is fucking stupid.
    • Despair »
      Tertiary sector personnel do their best to ruin my day, succeed.
    • Retail »
      Another rant about customers? Yes, but this time by guest writer StinkyFishEggs. And you thought you'd had enough.

  • April 2005

    • Cannabis »
      Either legalise cannabis or criminalize cigarettes and alcohol.
    • Shampoo »
      My life would be simple were it not for shampoo.

  • January 2005