An angry man told me he was going to assault me with a crucifix. I wasn't worried - it was an idol threat. 19/5/2013 - 12:59pm

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  Poor You
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  Talking Shit
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  Rule Britannia
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  Dispatches from the Antipodes, part 1
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  Indecent Proposals
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  A Sorry State Of Affairs
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  An Objective Review: Infernos Nightclub, Clapham
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  Doing My Nutt In
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  The Problem To All Your Solutions
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  Please Binge Drink Responsibly
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  Jacqui Smith's Ultimate Fantasy Porno
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  Super Bumper 2008 Metro-Retro-Intro-spective
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  It's getting Not (News) in here
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  The Natflap's Fiscal-Temporal Reimbursement System
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  The London Shite
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  Courting Controversy
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  Reflections on my second year of uni
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  Beyond the Pale
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  Front Page Fun
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  Builders
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  You're entering a world of pen, son
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  Have I Not News For You?
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  The Dream Diaries
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  Stuff I actually like
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  Christmas is BANNED
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  Captcha If You Can
  Posted on 23/10/2006 || 4 comments
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  I am the new editor of 'No Way!' magazine
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  Not More News
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  Sheiks on a Plane
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  Summer
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  Pete's Big MySpace Adventure
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  Incy Wincy Spider
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  World Cup Fever!
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  Blog Follow-Up
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  Fathers 4 Justice 4ever!
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  Reflections on my first year of uni
  Posted on 19/5/2006 || 11 comments
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  Let this be a lesson
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  Awww, here goes
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  Pants
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  Bird Flu Q&A
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  Cards
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  Birthday thank-you letters
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  Only commies watch the BBC!
  Posted on 15/3/2006 || 3 comments
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  Dealing with bar staff
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  Writer's fucking block
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  Inbox for simon@apostlenet.com
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  Not News
  Posted on 22/2/2006 || 5 comments
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  Personalised Valentine's Day Puns
  Posted on 15/2/2006 || 2 comments
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  These cartoons will offend Muslims!
  Posted on 2/2/2006 || 16 comments
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  Jack Bauer's Power Hour
  Posted on 21/1/2006 || 8 comments
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  Welcome, willkommen, au revoir.
  Posted on 13/1/2006 || 7 comments
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  THIS EXCLUSIVE BLOG ENTRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY NME!
  Posted on 15/12/2005 || 0 comments
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  Two Amazing Jokes
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  A shout-out to my mates at 'UniS Waste and Central Distribution'
  Posted on 4/12/2005 || 0 comments
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  Christmas Gift Tips
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  Poetry Corner
  Posted on 22/11/2005 || 0 comments
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  Oh, University!
  Posted on 13/11/2005 || 0 comments
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  Lies alcohol has told you
  Posted on 5/11/2005 || 0 comments
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  Top 5 Cigarette Warning Labels
  Posted on 27/10/2005 || 0 comments
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  Celebrities who have recently screwed me over
  Posted on 21/10/2005 || 0 comments
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  Lesbians
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  Take a trip down Memory Lane
  Posted on 15/9/2005 || 0 comments
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  Top Sex Tips
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  Adam Hart-Davis
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  I'm not ready to be a 24-hour binge drinker
  Posted on 31/8/2005 || 0 comments
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  Rolf Harris just beat the shit out of me
  Posted on 23/8/2005 || 0 comments
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  My A-Levels were too easy
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  kwl blog entry
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  Tips on writing a great blog
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  Celebrity Holiday!
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  Hair
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  An MSN conversation with JK Rowling
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  HANG THEM
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  Suggestions for Big Brother
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  Adam Woodyat
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  I want a pony.
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  Today's conundrum: "WHY?"
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  Westwood
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  C'mon Andy!
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  C'mon Tim!
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  Will you marry me, Simon Heffer?
  Posted on 22/6/2005 || 0 comments
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  The Daily Express
  Posted on 17/5/2005 || 11 comments
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  Despair
  Posted on 10/5/2005 || 22 comments
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  Retail
  Posted on 6/5/2005 || 13 comments
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  Cannabis
  Posted on 22/4/2005 || 18 comments
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  Shampoo
  Posted on 19/4/2005 || 10 comments
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  Conservative Christians
  Posted on 10/1/2005 || 9 comments